Things I Hate About Poker
Chapter 1 - Paying the Bubble

People have accused me of being old and cranky. So, I’m going to embrace it. From time to time I’m going to share the “Things I Hate About Poker” with you. I love this game so much but I’m going to release the cranky ;-)
We have a lot of new players at our events mixed with players that have been around the block a bit. Some of you may find what I say as basic, but this is geared more to the newer players and maybe the more experienced players will get something out of it too.
First up, Things I Hate About Poker - Paying the Tournament Bubble
I’m just going to say it….. I NEVER WANT TO PAY THE BUBBLE!
Okay, maybe I shouted it, but I really never want to pay the bubble. But, I always agree to it at the table and kick myself for doing it LOL. I do it so I’m not THAT guy. You know the one, the one you want to lose and are waiting for bad karma to bite him in the butt. But, you should join me in not wanting to pay the bubble boy and here’s why. It’s not about the money per se, it’s about the chips!
Bubble time is made for taking advantage of the short stacks, the players that are just wanting to make the money, and those that don’t understand the importance of this phase of a poker tournament. Good players mouths are watering at this stage of a tournament. You should look at it as a time to set yourself up for a tournament victory not a time to make a mid-cash. A lot of players tighten up on the pay bubble and that’s the time to pounce. Embrace it. New players get so nervous on the bubble (I used to) the thoughts going through their heads are “I played for 5 hours and I can’t walk away with no money” but they should be thinking “How can I take advantage of the players around me so I can take this down”.
Every good player has a plan for the money bubble and it changes depending on stack size, table position and table dynamic. If you don’t have a plan…… please be at my table. Heres the way I think about it, If you disagree let me know in the comments.
Being the Short Stack.
Well this sucks, everyone and I mean everyone wants you gone! They may say “Good Luck” when you’re all-in but what they are saying on repeat in their heads the entire time the dealer is getting out the cards is “don’t give him his card… God please don’t give him his card”.
You know you don’t have enough chips to take advantage or exploit weaker players so you need to play smart. Find the zen balance between patience and fearless. Your goal should not be to outlast just one player to get a small cash. The goal is to build up your stack to have a chance at winning.
The biggest mistakes I made in this position is trying to “Fold” my way to a cash or playing so passive that I’d run from any bet no matter what I had. That strategy may have worked here and there but I never set myself up to win.
Now I look for opportunities to pick up blinds and antes in position when it’s folded around to me with playable but not premium hand. I go fearless with premium hands and hope they hold so I can get a double up to set myself up for a strong finish.
Just remember be patient but fearless in fighting back and building your stack.
Big Stack
I’m king of the hill! Tangle with me you could be going home crying to your momma that “the big bully took all your chips”. This is where you want to be, you’ll probably have everyone covered at the table or close to it. You’re the lion of the table if you don’t kill them, you’ll definitely maim them so they will think twice about messing with you or your pots. If the other players see you steamrolling one player they will be in fear too. It’s good to be the lion.
The best Big Stack bubble play is be the Loin. Target the weak players, the ones that have been passive, and open pots in their blinds relentlessly with a wide range of starting hands. Three bet, C-Bet and make the passive players as uncomfortable as you can. A case can even be made for playing any two cards for a raise on the button especially against known tight players or short stack players. Even if you get a call you’re probably live.
Remember you may have to take a few body punches, you may lose a few pots along the way. But don’t be deterred, with your stack, you have a better chance of delivering the knockout blow than being knocked down. You still have to play smart, if a passive player that’s been folding every hand suddenly starts playing back or even check raising, you should proceed with caution.
The big stack has a lot of power on the money bubble, use your chips to get more chips during this critical time to set yourself up for victory.
Having a Medium Stack
This is probably the most interesting position to be in on the money bubble and has the most different ways you can play it.
If you’re at a table with a lot of passive players and big stacks, that seem content to just fold to the cash, it’s time to hit the gas full throttle and build your stack into something that sets you up for the win. A lot depends on the table dynamic, where are the big stacks? Can you pick on the passive players and short stacks in position and grab some free blinds? Position of the big stacks is very important with this kind of chip stack. But depending on your table rep you may get a few bluffs across here against big stacks because they think you’re solid and wouldn’t bluff at this stage of the tournament.
The biggest mistake you can make here, and I’ve done it a hundred times, is to be comfortable and content in your chip position. You know you’re in a good chip spot, so it’s so easy to just let the chips fall around you and make the money. DON’T DO IT! This is a golden opportunity to build your stack and not just maintain it.
But be careful if your table is full of hyper aggressive players you might be wise to tighten up on your opening range as there may be more 3 bets pre-flop and a lot more aggression and tough spots to work through. If you do have a re-shove size stack, you can think about opening up your range a bit here as most of the players that are opening the pot pre-flop will have lighter holdings. Think counter punch. But opening light with no real plan is a sure fire way to donk off chips at a table with this dynamic.
Final Thoughts
Some players are going to get scared and tight on the tournament cash bubble because they don’t understand it. The goal should not be to mid-cash, it should be to get yourself into a position to take down the tournament regardless of what kind of stack you have going into bubble play. Don’t be tempted by the lure of “we all get something” you don’t want something, you want the big score at the top not some little ones at the bottom. Especially if it comes at the cost of being able to outplay the other players and build your stack at this critical point in the tournament. Have the confidence to say no and use your skill to take it down.
In closing you don’t want me cranky at the final table so don’t ask me if I “want to pay the bubble” because that’s one of the things I hate about poker.









